1. You look awkward in the sun
2. You look likelier to commit a murder
3. Fuzzy pets can ruin your outfit
4. People may refer to you as “goth”
5. It is harder to find you at night or in a crowd
6. It is impossible to find that specific black shirt in your closet
7. You fear your clothes becoming grey
8. Forget eating anything with powdered sugar
9. People may assume you own snakes as pets
10. You get anxiety about wearing colors
